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Kill the Bunny

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The Shocker
on September 19th, 2012 at 1:31 pm
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if u were a running back your stats this week would be 3 attempts/0 yards/3 fumbles

thats espn top 10 worst of the week my friend


Size Matters

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The Shocker
on September 17th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
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Every time I read dick doesn’t matter it just reminds me only ugly girls are on the internet. Young attractive girls or cool athletic people aren’t shy about this stuff or pretend it doesn’t matter, I think it’s more a timid thing like how some people would never say black jokes but for other people it’s de rigueur.

I couldn’t imagine a 3 or 4 inch dick, when girls say size doesn’t matter they mean anything above 6.5+

girls always know who the biggest they’ve had is- a buddy is hung, he met a stripper he had a threesome with 5 years ago who said he was still the biggest she had- she went home with him for another go despite having a boyfriend. I was at this girl’s house when her mom came home drunk, I asked her who was the biggest/best she’s had and she immediately said the girl’s dad. LOL. Every girl knows.

an ex told me a conversation she had with her roomie:
roommate: (talking about guys they’ve been with) so what about Shocker?
ex: like 7, 7 and a half
roommate: ……….. no wonder he’s so confident.
Come on, everything you’ve learned about girls and social validation my ex loved me for that shit

D size is a game routine, one of my routines is the what do you call your thingie game, when girls ask me:
Me: Both.
Girls: Both?
Me: Yeah- it’s two inches so I tell girls to take Both.

I love filling girls up, they love it too. I dragged this tiny girl into a sex shop, pulled a few things off the shelf and told her to pick one. To my surprise, she picked this one: http://tinyurl.com/9glxvdb. Best sex I’ve ever had- total destruction. I’m surprised that toy isn’t more popular with the tiny dick crowd- only reason I don’t use it more is that I cum instantly with it. hah.

txted some girl while writing this: ‘whats your nickname for your pussy.’ response: ‘shocker’s afternoon snack.’ lol


Amused Mastery

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The Shocker
on September 14th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
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Exactly- knowing the answer before you ask the question. I’ve heard that exact definition used to describe ‘brilliance’ in an academic context. I always do this, it’s like creating a little game for someone.

via text:
man: You’re one of the more girls I’ve met out here
man: More fun*
girl: :) thanks. you are hilarious.

A neg, a compliment, a dhv, and you know it’s going to get a rise.


Of Love and War

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The Shocker
on September 11th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
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Here’s a recent text exchange where I make this chick I met at a bar fall in love with me. It’s a little long so I didn’t post the whole thing in the comments. The background is that I went to a posh hotel event after sailing- everyone was wearing crazy nice suits and dresses, I was rocking white sole shoes, jeans and looked like shit haha.
- Saw a girl walk to the bar, immediately chased
- Her hotter friend showed up, I told them both I was a french sailor named Pierre
- Hot friend fooled me into thinking she was too young to drink, so I bought a round of tequila and did the tequila move to her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osiVnfuj50A
- Laughing, bla bla bla, a few minutes later I basically grabbed her head and started made out with her
- Left a little bit later after getting her number

Here’s the text exchange, turns out she was just visiting but wants to come back. It shows how to establish alpha frame and get a girl who’s interested really revved up. I also included some of the NSFW pics she sent me… looks like a 6.7 you decide. She’s Pink, I’m 8==D: http://shorttext.com/IgDfH4x4g0vbC


Women Studies

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The Shocker
on September 6th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
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Calling out the process does change it, it’s why one of the most important things when a woman is falling for you is to not make her aware of it. It should feel ‘wrong’ to make the girl aware of what she is doing to herself. Got a text message, “That’s the problem. I don’t mind your “jerk” comments cuz they make me laugh so hard.” Didn’t respond to it. That’s one example, there will be a million more when you’re actually together. Don’t try and get “more.” Don’t get all smart and mansplain-y. Let it roll.

Regarding the kiss, yeah it’s well known if a girl is giving you ‘the eyes’ when you meet her you can swoop in. I didn’t listen to the audio but just by looking at her he could have gone for the kill in like a minute. Girls will play the fucking game harder and more fun than you if they think a guy’s got it, this doesn’t happen to me but I have a friend who is 6’3 and jacked- he has girls grabbing his dick al the time as soon they meet. A blonde lawyer, a birthday girl and a college freshman- girl’s are down. (self-respect has nothing to do with it, girls always think they’re the shit.) I get it though, it’s a huge WTF moment the first time you see it. A long time ago I saw a tiny asian I liked get nonchalantly picked up by a track star and they made out. Huge WTF moment. The whole kiss close thing is really part of something bigger, which is giving yourself permission or Knowing that some girls WANT a stud to take what he wants. Bitch shield is bigger than shit-tests, some girls will tease, not act interested and resist submission all the way up until you throw her on the bed. Like, for a lot of hookups there is no comfort stage, or they’re not going to do the happy funny buzzy dance where random makeouts are natural, especially if she knows you’re a hookup guy. It’s serious flirting, its screening for someone mate-worthy. It’s her asking Are You Man Enough. Understand, girls do go to clubs to hook up. If you turn her on near the end of the night, drag her ass home. Don’t always try to make sure it’s copacetic with her friennds, her plannns, her brainnnn, take her hand and go home. This sounds rape-y but when you get how it all it fits together it’s really about having zero hesitation (fear) and not wanting to deal with her femmy bullshit. lol.

aaannnnddd innn connclusionnnn regarding “oblivious to their own attraction cues,” it’s even worse than that. You can make a girl fully aware of what she wants and how she operates, you can establish firmly and logically your omniscience… but the second they lose that emotional state it doesn’t matter. It’s like that thing about studying for a test drunk then you should take it drunk too or you will forget. The logic doesn’t transfer between emotional states. Overall though, it’s better not to even have a red pill convo since like you said, observing what’s going on will fuck it up. Game community has gone Routines -> inner game – evo psych, but dont think evo psych is a good routine.