Her: “What makes you different?”
Me: “My dick is two inches.”
Me again: “…from the GROUND.”
Me again: “…because I’m squatting. :(”
I’m congruent to this because my dick is only two inches big.
Also self-amusing helps. And a lack of outcome dependence. And not taking her question seriously. And purposely trying to UNimpress her and DISqualify yourself when she expects you to impress her and qualify yourself.
And if that doesn’t work then just message her “WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME??” over and over until she files the restraining order. After all, a restraining order is just a really formal long distance relationship.
…I think the caffeine has kicked in lol
Disqualifying yourself is not good. Joking or not, what you say then is something she will remember about you. Saying that your penis is small? That’s terrible. And disqualifying yourself is just another way of trying to qualify yourself: by trying to impress her with humor. It is better to give an answer that isn’t an answer to her question at all, whether joking or serious.
Lol….saying your dick is two inches long is a non-answer — unless you are worried that she may really believe your dick is two inches long.
DQ’ing is “qualifying yourself” in the same way that essentially -every single- game principle is “qualifying yourself.” They are all tactics PUAs use to convey value and meet whatever ‘value threshold’ a woman has. But nah man, DQ’ing is a legit tactic.
You sound like a guy who lets his looks or passive value do the work for him. Not saying that as an insult, but it’s different when the situation neutralizes those aspects about you.