Her: “What makes you different?”
Me: “My dick is two inches.”
Me again: “…from the GROUND.”
Me again: “…because I’m squatting. :(”
I’m congruent to this because my dick is only two inches big.
Also self-amusing helps. And a lack of outcome dependence. And not taking her question seriously. And purposely trying to UNimpress her and DISqualify yourself when she expects you to impress her and qualify yourself.
And if that doesn’t work then just message her “WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME??” over and over until she files the restraining order. After all, a restraining order is just a really formal long distance relationship.
…I think the caffeine has kicked in lol
Disqualifying yourself is not good. Joking or not, what you say then is something she will remember about you. Saying that your penis is small? That’s terrible. And disqualifying yourself is just another way of trying to qualify yourself: by trying to impress her with humor. It is better to give an answer that isn’t an answer to her question at all, whether joking or serious.
I <3 dik