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darkhorse
on November 29, 2013 at 5:18 pm
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Conclusion on making text communication more sexual:

The five examples I gave earlier were all applications used on girls pulled via one-on-one cold approaches. The examples show how sexualizing your texts/communication is an important component of game.
While not a magic bullet for every case, sexualizing text can be an effective way to move a relationship toward a bang.

The basic thing to understand is, that If a girl is actually attracted to you, then sexualizing your texts makes communication a lot more interesting than ho-hum, “how as your day” texts, or “I’m so charming/smooth/cool” banter that is more like to move the interaction sideways than toward the bedroom.
The implication here, is that the girl already has to like you somewhat for the sexual text to be impactful. If she’s not attracted to you already your texts are just going to be viewed as pervy.

Some things to look for:

Tone:
Be playful, don’t be crude (unless it escalates to that point and she’s asking for you to be crude.). You’ll probably ruin the shot at the lay if you’re too vulgar on the offset.

Responsiveness:
You’re likely to see an uptick in responsiveness, with reply backs often happening a minute after your get into a rhythm of playful sexual texts. If you’re getting no response, consider it a sign and realized that she probably has no sexual attraction to you. Also, don’t hammer away with multiple sexual texts if. It’s pervy and you don’t want to harass the poor girl if she doesn’t like you.

Rebuffing and Qualification:
It’s a good sign if the girl inquisitively responds, playing dumb. Girls are socialized to be coy, so even if she’s attracted to you, expect her to rebuff sexualized texts and ask you to qualify them. “oh really? / you must have the wrong girl / aren’t you in a relationship / etc.” This is often a test to see how shameless you really are, and if you have the confidence to follow through on your declaration. She may repeat this stance repeatedly to test if you are actually standing by your words or if you are going to wimp out.

Logistics:
After establishing some sexual rhythm, and realizing you’re confident with yourself as a sexual being, she’s likely accept your offer meet up, or even propose a place to meet (see example number one above). A lot of times these plans will be logistical minefields, because the girl wants to bang but doesn’t want to be a labeled a slut, so the logistics she proposes express the emotionally polarity. You can see that pattern played out in two of the emails above. Here’s another example: I remember once telling a girl to meet me at a club and the dress code was no panties. She said no way, I said ok, then she texted me days later asking me to meet up at a bar with her girlfriend. I told her no. Then she got furious and accused me of hating women. She was really pissed because I hadn’t sorted out the logistics for her, which really is your job as a man. You have to be really sensitive with the logistics and present the girl with an alternative option to hers otherwise she’ll squawk at you for screwing everything up and it will be game over.


  • YaReally
    on November 30, 2013 at 2:19 pm
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    Solid txt examples, good stuff. More notes:

    Also once you’ve solidified plans to meet up, turn the sexuality off to avoid triggering ASD. She can masturbate to your sexting for weeks and love it when there’s no actual plan to meet up, but once it’s established that you’ll be meeting up in person (obviously for sex), that same sexual texting will often trigger her ASD because now shit is “real” and then she flakes because she feels slutty going to meet up with you…so pull back and go asexual friend zone once the meet is set. Then in person greet her sexually (pull her in for a quick light kiss like “god you look good, come here” etc.) and set the tone. You CAN go full sexual right to the end, I’ve done it now and then, but turning it off once the meet is set is a MUCH higher % play.

    A lot of sexual shit is about pushing her boundaries slightly out of her comfort zone, doing a little dance there to show that you’re comfortable with it, then backing off to show that you’re not a desperate horn-dog, you can back off because you know you’ll both be across that boundary again later.

    Also a big part of it, as you saw, is owning your words and not apologizing for being sexual.

    She wakes up to a dozen “good morning!” “hope you have a good day! let me know if you want me to buy you lunch!” txts from orbiter chodes every day. Are any of those txts going to be her top priority to respond to, or is her top priority going to be the one that says “you must be tired, I saw you outside my bedroom window all night. perv.”

    Also you don’t have to be directly sexual about HER (tho that helps), but more important is just being sexual in general. Like making sexual jokes, innuendo, talking about sexual topics, VS “I want to bang YOU, specifically” Esp with the hotter girls. Mystery’s advice was “you can’t choose a ten, a ten chooses YOU”, so you demonstrate being comfortable with sex and she chooses you because you’re cool about it. This is the vibe guys like Russell Brand and rockstars have.


    • PimpinBlueStar
      on December 4, 2013 at 8:11 am
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      Well put:

      “A lot of sexual shit is about pushing her boundaries slightly out of her comfort zone, doing a little dance there to show that you’re comfortable with it, then backing off to show that you’re not a desperate horn-dog, you can back off because you know you’ll both be across that boundary again later.”

      Also, why haven’t any trolls adopted the name “yanotreally” ?



Jerkboy Charisma Chat Game

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darkhorse
on November 29, 2013 at 5:18 pm
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Conclusion on making text communication more sexual:

The five examples I gave earlier were all applications used on girls pulled via one-on-one cold approaches. The examples show how sexualizing your texts/communication is an important component of game.
While not a magic bullet for every case, sexualizing text can be an effective way to move a relationship toward a bang.

The basic thing to understand is, that If a girl is actually attracted to you, then sexualizing your texts makes communication a lot more interesting than ho-hum, “how as your day” texts, or “I’m so charming/smooth/cool” banter that is more like to move the interaction sideways than toward the bedroom.
The implication here, is that the girl already has to like you somewhat for the sexual text to be impactful. If she’s not attracted to you already your texts are just going to be viewed as pervy.

Some things to look for:

Tone:
Be playful, don’t be crude (unless it escalates to that point and she’s asking for you to be crude.). You’ll probably ruin the shot at the lay if you’re too vulgar on the offset.

Responsiveness:
You’re likely to see an uptick in responsiveness, with reply backs often happening a minute after your get into a rhythm of playful sexual texts. If you’re getting no response, consider it a sign and realized that she probably has no sexual attraction to you. Also, don’t hammer away with multiple sexual texts if. It’s pervy and you don’t want to harass the poor girl if she doesn’t like you.

Rebuffing and Qualification:
It’s a good sign if the girl inquisitively responds, playing dumb. Girls are socialized to be coy, so even if she’s attracted to you, expect her to rebuff sexualized texts and ask you to qualify them. “oh really? / you must have the wrong girl / aren’t you in a relationship / etc.” This is often a test to see how shameless you really are, and if you have the confidence to follow through on your declaration. She may repeat this stance repeatedly to test if you are actually standing by your words or if you are going to wimp out.

Logistics:
After establishing some sexual rhythm, and realizing you’re confident with yourself as a sexual being, she’s likely accept your offer meet up, or even propose a place to meet (see example number one above). A lot of times these plans will be logistical minefields, because the girl wants to bang but doesn’t want to be a labeled a slut, so the logistics she proposes express the emotionally polarity. You can see that pattern played out in two of the emails above. Here’s another example: I remember once telling a girl to meet me at a club and the dress code was no panties. She said no way, I said ok, then she texted me days later asking me to meet up at a bar with her girlfriend. I told her no. Then she got furious and accused me of hating women. She was really pissed because I hadn’t sorted out the logistics for her, which really is your job as a man. You have to be really sensitive with the logistics and present the girl with an alternative option to hers otherwise she’ll squawk at you for screwing everything up and it will be game over.


  • YaReally
    on November 30, 2013 at 2:19 pm
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    Solid txt examples, good stuff. More notes:

    Also once you’ve solidified plans to meet up, turn the sexuality off to avoid triggering ASD. She can masturbate to your sexting for weeks and love it when there’s no actual plan to meet up, but once it’s established that you’ll be meeting up in person (obviously for sex), that same sexual texting will often trigger her ASD because now shit is “real” and then she flakes because she feels slutty going to meet up with you…so pull back and go asexual friend zone once the meet is set. Then in person greet her sexually (pull her in for a quick light kiss like “god you look good, come here” etc.) and set the tone. You CAN go full sexual right to the end, I’ve done it now and then, but turning it off once the meet is set is a MUCH higher % play.

    A lot of sexual shit is about pushing her boundaries slightly out of her comfort zone, doing a little dance there to show that you’re comfortable with it, then backing off to show that you’re not a desperate horn-dog, you can back off because you know you’ll both be across that boundary again later.

    Also a big part of it, as you saw, is owning your words and not apologizing for being sexual.

    She wakes up to a dozen “good morning!” “hope you have a good day! let me know if you want me to buy you lunch!” txts from orbiter chodes every day. Are any of those txts going to be her top priority to respond to, or is her top priority going to be the one that says “you must be tired, I saw you outside my bedroom window all night. perv.”

    Also you don’t have to be directly sexual about HER (tho that helps), but more important is just being sexual in general. Like making sexual jokes, innuendo, talking about sexual topics, VS “I want to bang YOU, specifically” Esp with the hotter girls. Mystery’s advice was “you can’t choose a ten, a ten chooses YOU”, so you demonstrate being comfortable with sex and she chooses you because you’re cool about it. This is the vibe guys like Russell Brand and rockstars have.


    • PimpinBlueStar
      on December 4, 2013 at 8:11 am
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      Well put:

      “A lot of sexual shit is about pushing her boundaries slightly out of her comfort zone, doing a little dance there to show that you’re comfortable with it, then backing off to show that you’re not a desperate horn-dog, you can back off because you know you’ll both be across that boundary again later.”

      Also, why haven’t any trolls adopted the name “yanotreally” ?



The Modern Corporate Harem

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itsme
on November 19, 2013 at 1:51 pm
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fuckers pulled down the ‘meet the team’ page.

g00gle cache to the rescue:

webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ZNRpHJOgHrYJ:www.cellularsol.co.uk/meet-the-staff+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

my ratings:

tania – would bang
lauren – would bang
charlie – from behind only
sarah s. – would not bang
jess – would bang
vicki – would bang and jizz on glasses
kelly – from behind only
sarah t. – would not bang
sue – would not bang
becky – would bang after getting wasted
sharon – would not bang
becca – would not bang
hannah – from behind only
emily – blowjobs only
danielle – would bang today, and regret tomorrow
kelly – would not bang
vicki – would not bang
annie – would bang if has no penis
chloe – would bang after a few drinks
tatiana – from behind only
michelle – would kill with fire
katriona – primo slut face, would defile with extreme antisemitism
all of accounts support – burn at stake
louisa – would not bang
leanne – would bang
keri – would rape


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 19, 2013 at 7:47 pm
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    Fair assessment. I would bang all of them because I’m a wretched slut of a man.



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PimpinBlueStar
on November 19, 2013 at 7:38 pm
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What’s the over/under on the number of office workers who, in their private life, enjoy being slapped in the face and told to swallow the cock like a good little bitch? I say for cellular solutions it’s 20.5



The Modern Corporate Harem

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itsme
on November 19, 2013 at 1:51 pm
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fuckers pulled down the ‘meet the team’ page.

g00gle cache to the rescue:

webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ZNRpHJOgHrYJ:www.cellularsol.co.uk/meet-the-staff+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

my ratings:

tania – would bang
lauren – would bang
charlie – from behind only
sarah s. – would not bang
jess – would bang
vicki – would bang and jizz on glasses
kelly – from behind only
sarah t. – would not bang
sue – would not bang
becky – would bang after getting wasted
sharon – would not bang
becca – would not bang
hannah – from behind only
emily – blowjobs only
danielle – would bang today, and regret tomorrow
kelly – would not bang
vicki – would not bang
annie – would bang if has no penis
chloe – would bang after a few drinks
tatiana – from behind only
michelle – would kill with fire
katriona – primo slut face, would defile with extreme antisemitism
all of accounts support – burn at stake
louisa – would not bang
leanne – would bang
keri – would rape


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 19, 2013 at 7:47 pm
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    Fair assessment. I would bang all of them because I’m a wretched slut of a man.



The Modern Corporate Harem

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PimpinBlueStar
on November 19, 2013 at 7:38 pm
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What’s the over/under on the number of office workers who, in their private life, enjoy being slapped in the face and told to swallow the cock like a good little bitch? I say for cellular solutions it’s 20.5



A New Theory Explains Why Chicks Dig Jerks

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PimpinBlueStar
on November 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm
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bagging the hottest girls (all of ,my lays nearly had this in common):

1) make her laugh
2) make her cum

the hottest usually have guys following the same “trying to be impressive” or the right cutout society thinks this girl would want to be seen with.

by just approaching and making her laugh, it shows that I recognize what society expects of a guy like me (I’m short but I have style) and I shit on it by walking my own line. this puts me in the 95th percentile of guys who have approached or even wanted to approach her

If I get to step 2, im 98th percentile

all the faggots hate because they can’t do it. even a lot of really swell looking lads who would look good on her arm, as if life is a ralph lauren ad at the front of gq . but hey, you wanna buy into society’s ideal image and trust they have your best interest in mind, don’t be suprised when at 35 you pay for it with your sanity


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 18, 2013 at 6:43 pm
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    oh, meant to say that I think “jerk” just means rejects society and does his own thing. where calling a guy an “asshole” is the symptom of the awesome disease and the former is the diagnosis



A New Theory Explains Why Chicks Dig Jerks

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PimpinBlueStar
on November 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm
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bagging the hottest girls (all of ,my lays nearly had this in common):

1) make her laugh
2) make her cum

the hottest usually have guys following the same “trying to be impressive” or the right cutout society thinks this girl would want to be seen with.

by just approaching and making her laugh, it shows that I recognize what society expects of a guy like me (I’m short but I have style) and I shit on it by walking my own line. this puts me in the 95th percentile of guys who have approached or even wanted to approach her

If I get to step 2, im 98th percentile

all the faggots hate because they can’t do it. even a lot of really swell looking lads who would look good on her arm, as if life is a ralph lauren ad at the front of gq . but hey, you wanna buy into society’s ideal image and trust they have your best interest in mind, don’t be suprised when at 35 you pay for it with your sanity


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 18, 2013 at 6:43 pm
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    oh, meant to say that I think “jerk” just means rejects society and does his own thing. where calling a guy an “asshole” is the symptom of the awesome disease and the former is the diagnosis



Putting The Penis On A Pedestal

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Sean
on November 10, 2013 at 9:11 pm
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Anyone here that can help out a newbie?

So I hung out with a girl (she has a boyfriend). The next day she texts me telling me that she had a dream that she was a lesbian. I text back just saying that’s hot. She later replied, but ignored my comment and instead mentioned something else.

I’m just wondering if there’s any potential in this one, because I figured if she was receptive, she would’ve flirted back or something.


  • pulsotic
    on November 11, 2013 at 10:15 am
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    If you’re really a newbie quit it with the chicks with boyfriends. You’re chasing your tail, becoming an orbiter, and risking a beat down. There’s tons of available girls go find em.


    • corvinus
      on November 11, 2013 at 10:44 am
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      One interesting problem that I’ve noticed is that when you’re a newbie, the girls with boyfriends (that they’re happy with) are more open and friendly but the single girls stay away from you. But when you have alpha cred, the complete reverse happens.

      He needs to work on turning into an alpha more than looking for girls at this point.


      • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
        on November 11, 2013 at 7:46 pm
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        yeppers. when you’re a threat, people respect you in that way. the real deal gets treated like one. the harmless little puppy just gets petted.

        corn syrup ultimately takes the fight out of a man. instead of calling out society’s bullshit, thinking clearly for yourself and taking action on what you know to be right, you say “ehh fuck it” sit back and let fox/cnn and ads to teach you how to think. sadly most men i know are bitter, angry and they tuck in their faggot little shirt into their khakis and talk shit who aren’t on the fast track working for someone else to move up and make that extra 3% per year.

        yea…sounds fun to me too.



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Sean
on November 10, 2013 at 9:11 pm
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Anyone here that can help out a newbie?

So I hung out with a girl (she has a boyfriend). The next day she texts me telling me that she had a dream that she was a lesbian. I text back just saying that’s hot. She later replied, but ignored my comment and instead mentioned something else.

I’m just wondering if there’s any potential in this one, because I figured if she was receptive, she would’ve flirted back or something.


  • pulsotic
    on November 11, 2013 at 10:15 am
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    If you’re really a newbie quit it with the chicks with boyfriends. You’re chasing your tail, becoming an orbiter, and risking a beat down. There’s tons of available girls go find em.


    • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
      on November 11, 2013 at 7:46 pm
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      yeppers. when you’re a threat, people respect you in that way. the real deal gets treated like one. the harmless little puppy just gets petted.

      corn syrup ultimately takes the fight out of a man. instead of calling out society’s bullshit, thinking clearly for yourself and taking action on what you know to be right, you say “ehh fuck it” sit back and let fox/cnn and ads to teach you how to think. sadly most men i know are bitter, angry and they tuck in their faggot little shirt into their khakis and talk shit who aren’t on the fast track working for someone else to move up and make that extra 3% per year.

      yea…sounds fun to me too.



Putting The Penis On A Pedestal

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Hunter
on November 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm
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Weekend FR:

We and my wing head out to a club I hadn’t been to in months. Lots of kino and dancing, nothing remarkable. I talk to this chick for a while, her bf shows up and she apologizes. Her bf gets mad at her for flirting with me. I lol.

And then I head to another bar area and I proceed to fuckup two pretty much guaranteed ONS’s. These happened basically near last call.

Me: (to Mexican HB7 coming out of bar): YOU. Who are you?
HB7Mex: Hi… (eyes get huge).
Me: What are you doing here?
HB7Mex: Hanging out with my friend.
(Friend giggles, my wing comes in)
Me: You’re a nurse, aren’t you?
HB7Mex: I’m… actually a pediatrician.
Me: See? I can tell. It was destiny. You’re my girlfriend now.
(Do some kino, blah blah blah)
Me: … So what do you do for fun?
HB7Mex: I dance.
Me: Like this? (rubbing my ass on her)
HB7Mex: Uhhhh… no, I do this Mexican style of dance (yup, we were already in comfort. And I cluelessly ignored that fact).
(Wing jumps in)
Wing: I’m cold, why don’t you hug me? (Hugs my target… yeah…)
HB7Mex: Uhhh, maybe you should hug my friend. This is my boyfriend (looks at me)
Me: … (lol yup, I’m retarded…)
Wing: (some words I forget)
HB7.5Mex: Alright we’re gonna go. Bye guys.

And if it wasn’t bad enough…

Cute girl (HB7.5) I meet outside a bar. (Honestly, I’m not sure how to rate these girls. I would definitely bang them and show them off to friends, but they’re definitely not models… and they could look MORE attractive… so I dunno, I think there’s a CH post in here with ratings and numbers, I’ll try to dig it up. I recall Scray breaking it down.
EDIT: Sample rating scale: http://puahate.com/showthread.php?t=17604)
Me: Hey, what’re you up to?
HB7.5: I’m like, hanging outside. My friends are inside :)
Me: Yo, do you smoke (weed)?
HB7.5: TOTALLY. My house is like 10 mins away.
Me: We should totally smoke sometime.

Intros to friends, we exchange numbers. I leave.
Sent a weird text the next morning, she doesn’t respond.

Saturday night proves to be quite a hilarious (and annoyingly expensive) adventure. After watching this video:

Pretty much got the idea (why can’t I just have fun?) and from that the night was set. Opened a few sets at a bar (why aren’t you dancing? etc.) things went okay. Went upstairs to the dancefloor, started dancing with all the girls. Did kino and I run into an HB8 (later found out that she was a stripper) and yeah… things got crazy lol

Made friends with two fatties pretending to be in love with them, told them to come on the dancefloor. Dance/chat with a few other girls (everybody’s watching me, seriously lol) rub my ass on every chick. I’m with two wings and they’re kinda stifled (one’s a bit drunk). I dance on stripper, asks her how good she is at dancing. She just dances… she was fucking hot lol. Decent face, tiny waist, nice tits and ass… dolled up, high heels… sorry I’m mentally masturbating over this, but it gets better.

SO at one point she starts circling me, never giving me eye contact, but still in my general area. Then I’m like, eh this is boring and she comes closer to me but I reject her for the two fatties who make their way on the dancefloor I befriended earlier. So she’s like “Wtf?” and I’m like lol I don’t care hahaha

Danced with the fatties, and she moves to talk to some other dude (I swear everyone in the bar/dancefloor was a chode). I pretend to not see her and I’m just enjoying myself. She brings the loser dude onto the dancefloor and I’m like “wow this is my competition? HA” and I just dance with some other girls. Talked to an older married chick, turns me down, but says I’m cute. I’m just spouting lines to random girls, and she’s literally going up to different dudes and like, trying to get with them or something, I dunno… I later find out she is drunk (ish?). Anyway, this is early in the night, I think (like 12) and whatever, she passes me again, the fatties are pissed cuz they can see I’m a player (lol). I grab StripperHB8, put her hands around my neck, grab her waist, and I try to makeout. She turns her cheek to me. I do this several times and she won’t let me kiss her (apparently this is a thing with strippers, according to one of my wings). After dancing a bit:

HB8: I’m gonna go outside and smoke.
Me: Okay, I’ll be here (wait, what?)… I mean, I’ll join you.
HB8: Let’s go.

We go downstairs and outside:

Me: Look, you’re hot, I get that, but what else can you do? Like you’re a human (?).
HB8: I am a human. I’m a cheerleader. (drunk lol)
Me: Oh great, you’re a ditsy cheerleader.
HB8: I’m not ditzy!

Creep from inside the club apparently followed us cuz he’s outside again. Instantly HB8 turns to him and has her back to me. Im like lol… I honestly forgot what I said here, but somehow she responds:

HB8: Kim Kardasian? Kim Kardashian’s fat. I’m skinny. I have abs.
Me: (grabbing her flat stomach) POOCHY, POOCHY, POOCHY LOL
HB8: I am 110 lbs!
Me: Oh really? (I carry her in my arms, she grabs onto me) Oh.. hmm… pretty light. God you’re so cute.
HB8: I only like Kanye.
Me: I AM fucking Kanye!
HB8: … I have a boyfriend. He’s rich. He buys me things.
Me: … Uhhhh, I don’t wanna be your boyfriend, I like having fun. You can keep him. I wish I was you I want presents too.
(This is all while the creep is just standing there with us outside lol wtf)
She talks to creep about her bf. I get bored and go back inside. Then I think wtf, I can just take her off of him. Stood there for 5 mins thinking about whether that would look needy… then I think, fuck it, why not.

I go back outside, they’re like huddled in front of another bar, not far from where we were standing. I grab her hand, she sees me, takes my hand and we head back inside.

I say she should drink water, and she’s like NOOOO, I want Patron!. So she asks for two shots:

Lady Bartender: That’ll be 18 dollars.
Me: …
HB8: …
Me: Well?
HB8: He’s got it.
Me: Uggh… fine. (I figure why not, why stall the pickup and act retarded over a shot? Not like I offered it for no reason like most guys. Reluctantly paid. Key difference to me at least).
Lady Bartender: lol

We’re grabbing each other’s asses. I try to kiss her again. Denied. We take the shots.

Me: I wanna go dance.
Arm in arm, we head upstairs to the dancefloor. Instantly lets go of me and runs to some short black dude (she has a thing for black guys and I’m guessing her bf is also black) and he’s with his friends so lol I rub my ass on her and she’s like “No get away” ignoring me. So I’m like whatever. My wings are still here so I go dance with them.

She runs back to me and grabs my hand. We dance. I try to kiss her again. Denied. She turns around and grinds on me. I can’t believe a girl this hot is dancing on me like this. We go to the speakers next to the booths and she’s grinding on me again. Feeling awesome:

HB8: Let me get on your back! Piggyback!
Me: Okay.
She gets on my back, chokes me, screams and shit, I put her down.
Me: Alright, I’m tired, go dance.
HB8 lays down in the booth. I get on top of her and try to kiss her again. I get the cheek.

I get off of her and she pushes me on the seat, gets on top of me and dry humps me lol. I concluded the sex would’ve been awesome.

HB8: Do you have a big black cock?
Me: Yes.
After a bit more of that and EVERYBODY looking at us, HB8 pulls me out and says we should go back to her hotel. I’m like, sure (!!!!) This is like… a dream come true. Never in a million years would I have thought that this would be happening with a girl this hot…

I carry her down the stairs (she says “Wheee I’m a princess” lol) and I’m somehow banned from this bar for the rest of the night because of it (???) and I lose my ticket and can’t get my coat.

We get into a taxi, she gets into the front seat and I’m in the back. She just jumps in and I’m like… OKAY…

She starts crying about her boyfriend (also her manager) and her shitty life as a stripper, dancing on scumbags. I comfort her (I guess?) by just telling her some personal stuff of mine. Her life is way worse, so I’m like, man, that sucks… not sure what else I can say.

We make it to her hotel room and just as things get interesting… she can’t find her hotel key. I’m like… how can you lose that? Me still being realistic, I think that she’s probably done this before and her friends most likely have her key to prevent her from being an idiot (aka cheat on her bf). As if on cue, her friends show up five mins later and say “You’re not supposed to bring random strangers to our hotel!. I just bow out lol… I can’t help but feel that I could’ve charmed them and gotten in anyway. Oh well, didn’t get a chance to test that hypothesis. Or if I lived NEARBY or gotten to a motel or SOMETHING… I honestly wasn’t thinking ahead… bringing two condoms was the EXTEND of my planning lol

And YUP paid for the cab to and from her hotel lol. I go game some other girls in a different bar, but eh they’re okay. Like, 6′s.

And that was my awesome almost lay report lol. Lost 3 ONS’s in one weekend. Better luck next time…


  • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
    on November 11, 2013 at 8:47 pm
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    good stuff man. honestly the thing that sticks out to me to watch for is how the hb8 lead parts of the convo…losing a bit of respect for you each time. i’ve seen “player” girls do this SO many times and yes, they are shit tests. she’s out for some emotional kicks, some grinding and free drinks….UNLESS she gets turned on by the asshole that gets what she’s doing and doesn’t fall into the traps. you gotta stand out from the guys that she plays, which if it’s a stripper, it’s a lot.

    it was a bit of a shock to me at first because take your example when she ordered patron shots: what i USED to do is not wanna fuck up the vibe and be “cool” about it like “alright but YOU are getting the next round!” so while i would try to be chill about the whole thing, unfortunately, she’s thinking “hmm dude is turning out to be a little lame” and i would wind up with a ton of LMR (assuming i got back with her) or wallllla…her friends would magically show up. some girls you can get away with that shit being cool but for the “asshole” equivalent girls (aka cockteases) you gotta be icy.

    this seems weird to me even typing it, but when she was spilling her guts to you in the cab, it’s best to let her “fall on her face” per say. it’s a fake emotional plea to see how you’ll react — if even in the slightest you’ll run in to save her. she doesn’t fuck those guys unless they pay or conditions line up just right for the guy where she’s like “ehh why not” even though the game ran on her wasn’t good….maybe the guy is good looking and at that moment in time he can get laid on it alone. a better option as she’s saying that shit is “well im sure you’ll be able to work it out” and then to the cab driver “now how far is the hotel from here?”. not in a mean way, but a emotion-neutral way like “me discussing your problems is not an option for you, but good luck with that”

    the buttrubbing can be a funny move and i can see tyler doing it. but are you doing it to be funny with the intention of gaining acceptance from their group (caring) or just in the zone going from one to the next and living the night on your terms (uncaring)? if you’re gonna be that bear, be the grizzly.

    “HB7Mex: Uhhh, maybe you should hug my friend. This is my boyfriend (looks at me)
    Me: … (lol yup, I’m retarded…)”

    ahhh you got rattled!! lol happened to me many times in the past. remember though: you aren’t doing anything wrong, so there’s no need to feel shame. ever. if her eyes were dialted when you spoke, then she’s intrigued and it’s worth it to see if the “bf” (fake or not) will hinge on your taking it further. get that number and give yourself just another option in the night.

    “HB8: … I have a boyfriend. He’s rich. He buys me things.
    Me: … Uhhhh, I don’t wanna be your boyfriend, I like having fun. You can keep him. I wish I was you I want presents too.”

    you missed a good agree&amp opprotunity or a complete reframe. answering straight on doens’t help with “experienced” girls such as this whore. “yea santa’s good to me to you could say…” would have been mine fyi.

    “e: Look, you’re hot, I get that, but what else can you do? Like you’re a human (?).”

    compliment a cocktease and she’ll manipulate you into oblivion.

    overall tho good stuff. you clearly know more than 95% of most guys ever will. good luck.



Putting The Penis On A Pedestal

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on November 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm
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Weekend FR:

We and my wing head out to a club I hadn’t been to in months. Lots of kino and dancing, nothing remarkable. I talk to this chick for a while, her bf shows up and she apologizes. Her bf gets mad at her for flirting with me. I lol.

And then I head to another bar area and I proceed to fuckup two pretty much guaranteed ONS’s. These happened basically near last call.

Me: (to Mexican HB7 coming out of bar): YOU. Who are you?
HB7Mex: Hi… (eyes get huge).
Me: What are you doing here?
HB7Mex: Hanging out with my friend.
(Friend giggles, my wing comes in)
Me: You’re a nurse, aren’t you?
HB7Mex: I’m… actually a pediatrician.
Me: See? I can tell. It was destiny. You’re my girlfriend now.
(Do some kino, blah blah blah)
Me: … So what do you do for fun?
HB7Mex: I dance.
Me: Like this? (rubbing my ass on her)
HB7Mex: Uhhhh… no, I do this Mexican style of dance (yup, we were already in comfort. And I cluelessly ignored that fact).
(Wing jumps in)
Wing: I’m cold, why don’t you hug me? (Hugs my target… yeah…)
HB7Mex: Uhhh, maybe you should hug my friend. This is my boyfriend (looks at me)
Me: … (lol yup, I’m retarded…)
Wing: (some words I forget)
HB7.5Mex: Alright we’re gonna go. Bye guys.

And if it wasn’t bad enough…

Cute girl (HB7.5) I meet outside a bar. (Honestly, I’m not sure how to rate these girls. I would definitely bang them and show them off to friends, but they’re definitely not models… and they could look MORE attractive… so I dunno, I think there’s a CH post in here with ratings and numbers, I’ll try to dig it up. I recall Scray breaking it down.
EDIT: Sample rating scale: http://puahate.com/showthread.php?t=17604)
Me: Hey, what’re you up to?
HB7.5: I’m like, hanging outside. My friends are inside :)
Me: Yo, do you smoke (weed)?
HB7.5: TOTALLY. My house is like 10 mins away.
Me: We should totally smoke sometime.

Intros to friends, we exchange numbers. I leave.
Sent a weird text the next morning, she doesn’t respond.

Saturday night proves to be quite a hilarious (and annoyingly expensive) adventure. After watching this video:

Pretty much got the idea (why can’t I just have fun?) and from that the night was set. Opened a few sets at a bar (why aren’t you dancing? etc.) things went okay. Went upstairs to the dancefloor, started dancing with all the girls. Did kino and I run into an HB8 (later found out that she was a stripper) and yeah… things got crazy lol

Made friends with two fatties pretending to be in love with them, told them to come on the dancefloor. Dance/chat with a few other girls (everybody’s watching me, seriously lol) rub my ass on every chick. I’m with two wings and they’re kinda stifled (one’s a bit drunk). I dance on stripper, asks her how good she is at dancing. She just dances… she was fucking hot lol. Decent face, tiny waist, nice tits and ass… dolled up, high heels… sorry I’m mentally masturbating over this, but it gets better.

SO at one point she starts circling me, never giving me eye contact, but still in my general area. Then I’m like, eh this is boring and she comes closer to me but I reject her for the two fatties who make their way on the dancefloor I befriended earlier. So she’s like “Wtf?” and I’m like lol I don’t care hahaha

Danced with the fatties, and she moves to talk to some other dude (I swear everyone in the bar/dancefloor was a chode). I pretend to not see her and I’m just enjoying myself. She brings the loser dude onto the dancefloor and I’m like “wow this is my competition? HA” and I just dance with some other girls. Talked to an older married chick, turns me down, but says I’m cute. I’m just spouting lines to random girls, and she’s literally going up to different dudes and like, trying to get with them or something, I dunno… I later find out she is drunk (ish?). Anyway, this is early in the night, I think (like 12) and whatever, she passes me again, the fatties are pissed cuz they can see I’m a player (lol). I grab StripperHB8, put her hands around my neck, grab her waist, and I try to makeout. She turns her cheek to me. I do this several times and she won’t let me kiss her (apparently this is a thing with strippers, according to one of my wings). After dancing a bit:

HB8: I’m gonna go outside and smoke.
Me: Okay, I’ll be here (wait, what?)… I mean, I’ll join you.
HB8: Let’s go.

We go downstairs and outside:

Me: Look, you’re hot, I get that, but what else can you do? Like you’re a human (?).
HB8: I am a human. I’m a cheerleader. (drunk lol)
Me: Oh great, you’re a ditsy cheerleader.
HB8: I’m not ditzy!

Creep from inside the club apparently followed us cuz he’s outside again. Instantly HB8 turns to him and has her back to me. Im like lol… I honestly forgot what I said here, but somehow she responds:

HB8: Kim Kardasian? Kim Kardashian’s fat. I’m skinny. I have abs.
Me: (grabbing her flat stomach) POOCHY, POOCHY, POOCHY LOL
HB8: I am 110 lbs!
Me: Oh really? (I carry her in my arms, she grabs onto me) Oh.. hmm… pretty light. God you’re so cute.
HB8: I only like Kanye.
Me: I AM fucking Kanye!
HB8: … I have a boyfriend. He’s rich. He buys me things.
Me: … Uhhhh, I don’t wanna be your boyfriend, I like having fun. You can keep him. I wish I was you I want presents too.
(This is all while the creep is just standing there with us outside lol wtf)
She talks to creep about her bf. I get bored and go back inside. Then I think wtf, I can just take her off of him. Stood there for 5 mins thinking about whether that would look needy… then I think, fuck it, why not.

I go back outside, they’re like huddled in front of another bar, not far from where we were standing. I grab her hand, she sees me, takes my hand and we head back inside.

I say she should drink water, and she’s like NOOOO, I want Patron!. So she asks for two shots:

Lady Bartender: That’ll be 18 dollars.
Me: …
HB8: …
Me: Well?
HB8: He’s got it.
Me: Uggh… fine. (I figure why not, why stall the pickup and act retarded over a shot? Not like I offered it for no reason like most guys. Reluctantly paid. Key difference to me at least).
Lady Bartender: lol

We’re grabbing each other’s asses. I try to kiss her again. Denied. We take the shots.

Me: I wanna go dance.
Arm in arm, we head upstairs to the dancefloor. Instantly lets go of me and runs to some short black dude (she has a thing for black guys and I’m guessing her bf is also black) and he’s with his friends so lol I rub my ass on her and she’s like “No get away” ignoring me. So I’m like whatever. My wings are still here so I go dance with them.

She runs back to me and grabs my hand. We dance. I try to kiss her again. Denied. She turns around and grinds on me. I can’t believe a girl this hot is dancing on me like this. We go to the speakers next to the booths and she’s grinding on me again. Feeling awesome:

HB8: Let me get on your back! Piggyback!
Me: Okay.
She gets on my back, chokes me, screams and shit, I put her down.
Me: Alright, I’m tired, go dance.
HB8 lays down in the booth. I get on top of her and try to kiss her again. I get the cheek.

I get off of her and she pushes me on the seat, gets on top of me and dry humps me lol. I concluded the sex would’ve been awesome.

HB8: Do you have a big black cock?
Me: Yes.
After a bit more of that and EVERYBODY looking at us, HB8 pulls me out and says we should go back to her hotel. I’m like, sure (!!!!) This is like… a dream come true. Never in a million years would I have thought that this would be happening with a girl this hot…

I carry her down the stairs (she says “Wheee I’m a princess” lol) and I’m somehow banned from this bar for the rest of the night because of it (???) and I lose my ticket and can’t get my coat.

We get into a taxi, she gets into the front seat and I’m in the back. She just jumps in and I’m like… OKAY…

She starts crying about her boyfriend (also her manager) and her shitty life as a stripper, dancing on scumbags. I comfort her (I guess?) by just telling her some personal stuff of mine. Her life is way worse, so I’m like, man, that sucks… not sure what else I can say.

We make it to her hotel room and just as things get interesting… she can’t find her hotel key. I’m like… how can you lose that? Me still being realistic, I think that she’s probably done this before and her friends most likely have her key to prevent her from being an idiot (aka cheat on her bf). As if on cue, her friends show up five mins later and say “You’re not supposed to bring random strangers to our hotel!. I just bow out lol… I can’t help but feel that I could’ve charmed them and gotten in anyway. Oh well, didn’t get a chance to test that hypothesis. Or if I lived NEARBY or gotten to a motel or SOMETHING… I honestly wasn’t thinking ahead… bringing two condoms was the EXTEND of my planning lol

And YUP paid for the cab to and from her hotel lol. I go game some other girls in a different bar, but eh they’re okay. Like, 6’s.

And that was my awesome almost lay report lol. Lost 3 ONS’s in one weekend. Better luck next time…


  • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
    on November 11, 2013 at 8:47 pm
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    good stuff man. honestly the thing that sticks out to me to watch for is how the hb8 lead parts of the convo…losing a bit of respect for you each time. i’ve seen “player” girls do this SO many times and yes, they are shit tests. she’s out for some emotional kicks, some grinding and free drinks….UNLESS she gets turned on by the asshole that gets what she’s doing and doesn’t fall into the traps. you gotta stand out from the guys that she plays, which if it’s a stripper, it’s a lot.

    it was a bit of a shock to me at first because take your example when she ordered patron shots: what i USED to do is not wanna fuck up the vibe and be “cool” about it like “alright but YOU are getting the next round!” so while i would try to be chill about the whole thing, unfortunately, she’s thinking “hmm dude is turning out to be a little lame” and i would wind up with a ton of LMR (assuming i got back with her) or wallllla…her friends would magically show up. some girls you can get away with that shit being cool but for the “asshole” equivalent girls (aka cockteases) you gotta be icy.

    this seems weird to me even typing it, but when she was spilling her guts to you in the cab, it’s best to let her “fall on her face” per say. it’s a fake emotional plea to see how you’ll react — if even in the slightest you’ll run in to save her. she doesn’t fuck those guys unless they pay or conditions line up just right for the guy where she’s like “ehh why not” even though the game ran on her wasn’t good….maybe the guy is good looking and at that moment in time he can get laid on it alone. a better option as she’s saying that shit is “well im sure you’ll be able to work it out” and then to the cab driver “now how far is the hotel from here?”. not in a mean way, but a emotion-neutral way like “me discussing your problems is not an option for you, but good luck with that”

    the buttrubbing can be a funny move and i can see tyler doing it. but are you doing it to be funny with the intention of gaining acceptance from their group (caring) or just in the zone going from one to the next and living the night on your terms (uncaring)? if you’re gonna be that bear, be the grizzly.

    “HB7Mex: Uhhh, maybe you should hug my friend. This is my boyfriend (looks at me)
    Me: … (lol yup, I’m retarded…)”

    ahhh you got rattled!! lol happened to me many times in the past. remember though: you aren’t doing anything wrong, so there’s no need to feel shame. ever. if her eyes were dialted when you spoke, then she’s intrigued and it’s worth it to see if the “bf” (fake or not) will hinge on your taking it further. get that number and give yourself just another option in the night.

    “HB8: … I have a boyfriend. He’s rich. He buys me things.
    Me: … Uhhhh, I don’t wanna be your boyfriend, I like having fun. You can keep him. I wish I was you I want presents too.”

    you missed a good agree&amp opprotunity or a complete reframe. answering straight on doens’t help with “experienced” girls such as this whore. “yea santa’s good to me to you could say…” would have been mine fyi.

    “e: Look, you’re hot, I get that, but what else can you do? Like you’re a human (?).”

    compliment a cocktease and she’ll manipulate you into oblivion.

    overall tho good stuff. you clearly know more than 95% of most guys ever will. good luck.



Study: Power Poses Can Change Your Behavior

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RappaccinisDaughter
on November 5, 2013 at 11:09 am
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RE: Your Tweet
“Never tolerate a girl showing up later than you to a date. Visit another bar then return in 10. She still not there? Leave.”

I know you only have 140 characters in that format, but can we carve out some reasonable exceptions? Here in Satan’s Squeakhole (aka the Beltway), nobody even starts to get mad until you’re 15 minutes late without a call or text. The traffic is so unpredictable that your traffic app can tell you that everything’s fine when you leave the house…but by the time you’re en route, it’s backed up for miles. And if you’re inside the District proper, it’s illegal to call or text while you’re driving.

Not contradicting your basic premise that if someone is willing to be rude that early on, they’re only likely to get worse unless you nip it in the bud. Just noting that it’s a little harder to be politely prompt in major metro areas than it is in, say, Dubuque.

[CH: it's not about rudeness, it's about status and, ultimately, sex. a man who has arrived first to a date will be perceived by the woman as lower status than her, and this will toughen his path to sex. she will perceive his lower status on a primal subconscious level, so it doesn't matter what she claims to the contrary.

look, you women readers really need to get up to speed on the themes of this blog, otherwise you wind up assuming the same wrong-headed stuff over and over, reducing the evolutionary fitness of the comments section over the long term.]


  • Patrice
    on November 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
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    bitches are so fucking dumb.

    “i swear to god i didn’t mean to be late! it’s no big deal anyway lets not be petty and enjoy our first date shall we?”

    meanwhile her pussy dries up cause he got there first

    bitch, STFU and go back to the kitchen


    • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
      on November 7, 2013 at 8:24 am
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      bitches love boys who subconsciously operate from the “sticking it to all the people higher value than me! rawr!!” frame



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RappaccinisDaughter
on November 5, 2013 at 11:09 am
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RE: Your Tweet
“Never tolerate a girl showing up later than you to a date. Visit another bar then return in 10. She still not there? Leave.”

I know you only have 140 characters in that format, but can we carve out some reasonable exceptions? Here in Satan’s Squeakhole (aka the Beltway), nobody even starts to get mad until you’re 15 minutes late without a call or text. The traffic is so unpredictable that your traffic app can tell you that everything’s fine when you leave the house…but by the time you’re en route, it’s backed up for miles. And if you’re inside the District proper, it’s illegal to call or text while you’re driving.

Not contradicting your basic premise that if someone is willing to be rude that early on, they’re only likely to get worse unless you nip it in the bud. Just noting that it’s a little harder to be politely prompt in major metro areas than it is in, say, Dubuque.

[CH: it’s not about rudeness, it’s about status and, ultimately, sex. a man who has arrived first to a date will be perceived by the woman as lower status than her, and this will toughen his path to sex. she will perceive his lower status on a primal subconscious level, so it doesn’t matter what she claims to the contrary.

look, you women readers really need to get up to speed on the themes of this blog, otherwise you wind up assuming the same wrong-headed stuff over and over, reducing the evolutionary fitness of the comments section over the long term.]


  • Patrice
    on November 5, 2013 at 11:52 am
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    bitches are so fucking dumb.

    “i swear to god i didn’t mean to be late! it’s no big deal anyway lets not be petty and enjoy our first date shall we?”

    meanwhile her pussy dries up cause he got there first

    bitch, STFU and go back to the kitchen


    • PimpinBlueStar aka preenis
      on November 7, 2013 at 8:24 am
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      bitches love boys who subconsciously operate from the “sticking it to all the people higher value than me! rawr!!” frame



The Best Attitude For Successfully Dating The Modern Single Woman

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betterthantheoriginalwally
on November 5, 2013 at 6:56 am
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“And also I don’t know what your intentions are and I have a boyfriend.”

Thats a strange, messy line there. First off, I am pretty sure she knows what his intentions are. And if she had a boyfriend – why would she care about his intentions – whatever they might be.

I think she protests too much – “we dont feel comfortable” – theres a lot to be said about that line as well.


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 5, 2013 at 7:07 am
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    she just wants to get away from him. no need to overanalyze



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betterthantheoriginalwally
on November 5, 2013 at 6:56 am
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“And also I don’t know what your intentions are and I have a boyfriend.”

Thats a strange, messy line there. First off, I am pretty sure she knows what his intentions are. And if she had a boyfriend – why would she care about his intentions – whatever they might be.

I think she protests too much – “we dont feel comfortable” – theres a lot to be said about that line as well.


  • PimpinBlueStar
    on November 5, 2013 at 7:07 am
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    she just wants to get away from him. no need to overanalyze